(Not shoes.)

The rising of the sun this morning brought with it the mysterious appearance of a large fuzzy platform within my bedroom. This platform has appeared before, and I am hoping that my cats will never learn its terrible secret. Because underneath the soft, furry exterior lurks something evil...

Cat Carriers.

My cats flee in fear everytime they see the cat carriers. And I like to keep them up someplace where they are out of the way. Unfortunately what this means for me is that were they to see me get them down, or were the carriers themselves to suddenly appear early one morning, the cats would soon be firmly planted underneath the bed. So instead I have to be sneaky about it. I turn on some music, I close the door (oops, I didn't mean to close that!) and I try to get the carriers down as quietly as possible. I then throw a large furry blanket over them, concealing them totally from sight.

This morning they get to go to the vet because I think they might be sick. Hopefully it is just something stupid like their diet being too rich for them.