And now for something completely different...

(Sorry about that. But if I'm to display the true horror that is each and every surface on the inside of my new house, I need to start somewhere. And just in case anyone is interested, each room in the house is available for adoption. All the adoption process requires is a monetary donation and you too can help give a room a better life. Each sponser will recieve via email updated photographs of the work in progress as well as personal letters written by your room. More details to follow.)